Paris -- Totally Sketched Out

Before Paris Hilton was released from Lynwood this morning, her lawyer, Rich Hutton, slipped Harvey Levin a personalized sketch and note from the heiress herself.

The drawing, a self-portrait of Hilton at a pay phone inside the jail, features Paris in her jail issue with an incredibly accurate depiction of our fearless leader hosting "Larry King Live" on television in the background.

Sorry folks, you ain't gonna see this one on eBay.

The world press was awaiting her exit -- she only had time to change her clothes in a public bathroom, pinch her cheeks and put on a little lipstick -- and she looked, well, hot!

TMZ has prepared a side-by-side comparison; here's red carpet weavetabulous Paris, and post-jail Heidi Paris.

Which is better? Vote!

Drop the Chalupa! TMZ has learned Paris Hilton wants Taco Bell in the worst way, now that she's out of jail.

Paris' family has said the ex-jailbird is craving a Fourth Meal. While we have not confirmed if her choice will be Nachos BellGrande or a Taco Supreme, cameras have caught Hilton at Taco Bell in the past. Now she will return to the scene of the crime.

Andale!

About an hour after being released from jail, Paris Hilton arrived at her parents' Beverly Hills home -- which is, of course, substantially larger than the cell she called home for the past three weeks.

Hilton sat in the back of the SUV that took her home as the driver waited for the road to clear of the paparazzi crush. Despite the blinding flurry of flashes, a relatively makeup-free Paris has never looked so happy to have her picture taken -- certainly more so than the last time we saw her.

Whether or not Paris is at her folks' place for the night is still unknown.

Forced to go 23 days without takeout from Mr.Chow, Paris Hilton spent her time in the clink ordering up a smorgasboard from the prison canteen. Bon appetit!

Paris ordered from the same menu available to all prisoners. TMZ has obtained a record of what the ex-con/heiress consumed during a single week of her jailhouse stay -- and let's just say it wasn't exactly a light lunch at the Ivy.

Beside the standard three meals a day, Paris devoured such delectables as instant chicken noodle soup, blueberry muffins, toffee peanuts, packs of coffee, soy sauce, Cheerios, fruit punch mix and mustard. Seems like she had nothing to do but eat!

And the scales of justice are in -- and TMZ has learned that, despite her feeding frenzy, Paris actually lost seven lbs (not ten as previously reported). Who needs Atkins when you got chicken broth and instant coffee!

And don't think Paris let her beauty regimen slide just because she was locked up with hundreds of her favorite fellow female inmates! To get herself prison gorgeous, Paris ordered skin cream, eyebrow pencils, an emery board and cotton swabs. Pretty in orange!