Britney -- I'm Still Here, Ya'll!
*ALERT* ... We interrupt our continuous coverage of the liberation of Paris to bring you the latest bra-tacular escapades of that other blonde paparazzi vortex, Britney Spears.
On the one night when Mama B might've thought she could elude the flashbulbs -- since they were seemingly all on Paris' tail -- TMZ scoped her coming out of Joseph's in Hollywood, leaving little to anyone's imagination in a tight sheer top and sporting a dark wig.
A spy tells TMZ that Britney didn't rock too hard while inside -- taking it easy in honor of Paris, perhaps?
We now return you to your regularly scheduled non-stop Pariswatch.