The Inmate & The Ingrate!
TMZ caught a silent and subdued Paris Hilton showing off one of her new puppies for photogs yesterday in West Hollywood. Hilton was heading into the Sunset Medical Plaza -- though there's no word on if the appointment was for the bitch or the bitch.
"American Idol" sore loser Chris Sligh was spotted making a trek across the Les Deux parking lot, joking with our cameras that "you guys have five 'American Idols' ... and you've got me."
Also out yesterday: The unconvicted Hilton sister, Nicky, who was caught making a dash to the gym for an afternoon workout, and healthy singer Mya, Audrina from "The Hills," and Fran Drescher, in head-to-toe leopard.
All this and more in today's cat's 'n dogs edition of Star Catcher.