Spittin' Avril Gets Boned
Perennially pissed pop singer Avril Lavigne strolled into the swanky Mr. Chow eatery last night, and it seems that the cranky blonde can't get enough of the death look.
The Canadian phlegm spewer displayed her obsession for pirates, with skull and crossbones plastered on both her clothing -- and her ride.
The paparazzi were just happy that the newlywed loogie-hocker wasn't in a spitting mood.