If You Could Turn Away Your Eyes

Question: What's scarier than a scantily clad Cher on a battleship?
Answer: A scantily clad Cher doll on eBay.

Hot on the heels of the "Heroes" cheerleader doll auction, a Cher doll has popped up. Where the "Heroes" doll was the pinnacle of doll craftsmanship, the Cher doll is ... well, terrifying. This could be due to the outfit Cher wore in her infamous "If I Could Turn Back Time" video, which has been recreated for the doll along with tiny tattoos ... or maybe it's the unruly hair. Still, it's the perfect chance for to make your own Cher videos for YouTube!

Make your own joke about the way this item is displayed. Battleship not included.