Happy Purple New Year!

Can't wait for the Super Bowl to see Prince perform? You can spend spend New Year's Eve at the Rio in Vegas with Mr. 1999 himself ... for a cool thousand bucks.

What will you get for $1,000? You'll begin with a six-course meal, including "Sake Cilantro Cured Salmon complemented with Wasabi Cream and Salmon Pearls, and a tantalizing Center Cut Filet Mignon & Pine Valley Ranch Organic Lamb Chop, Corn Bisque with Diver Scallops, Petite Asparagus, Pomme de Terre" ... oh, it goes on and on.

Then you move to the highlight of the evening (if you can still move after that meal) -- to see Prince. You'll enjoy the petite purple one from a VIP table, ringing in the New Year with a set of commemorative champagne glasses and a bottle of commemorative champagne, whatever that is.

As for the show itself; one TMZ staffer saw Prince's opening night performance, and Prince took the stage around midnight and played for over two hours. The club stays open until 4:00 AM, so you can party there into the wee hours ... like it's 2007.