Beaten Chimps Retire - Non-Sequiturs Don't
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Maybe I am just tired after a long day, or maybe I can't help myself and want to deliberately provoke peals of inarticulate and misspelled obscenities from animal rights nutcases.
In any event, Reuters moved this surreal story today, and it left me simultaneously alarmed and baffled.
Viz, "Three Hollywood chimpanzees, said to have been punched and beaten to make them perform, will spend the rest of their lives in an animal sanctuary in a cruelty lawsuit settlement, an animal rights group said on Thursday...After the group made its information public, Hollywood stars Pamela Anderson, Alec Baldwin and Bob Barker pledged never again to appear on screen with a chimpanzee."
This, of course, begged the question: Someone was asking Alec Baldwin to appear on screen with a chimp?
Soon, it became clear to me what Alex was talking about --- but I happen to think it's not a very nice way to refer to his "30 Rock" co-star Judah Friedlander.