Nobody Wants Naomi

Just days after Naomi Campbell was busted for allegedly attacking her drug counselor in London, people are already trying to cash in on her embarrassing return to the spotlight -- problem is, nobody cares. TMZ has located a copy of Naomi's book "The Swan", for sale on eBay. The starting bid is a whopping $.01.

The seller, who claims to have purchased the book in 1995, even takes a swipe at the supermodel in the sales pitch. "It is quite a good read, though not because it is well written!"

If you're not much of a reader, the book can also double as a projectile weapon. We're sure Naomi would approve.