Spend a Night with the Worm

Former basketball star and part-time cross dresser Dennis Rodman is putting himself up for auction on eBay.

You can bid on the chance to spend the evening with the man himself in Las Vegas. The evening starts with you and two of your friends having dinner with Rodman and then it's off to Scores, a gentlemans club. You're even allowed to take pictures during what is sure to be a classy night out on the town.

If strippers and the off-chance of being married to Rodman by the next morning aren't your bag, how about a signed Chicago Bulls jersey? You can place it in a frame above your fireplace or don the jersey, dye your hair and put on a skirt and turn some heads at your next pick-up game.