Make No Wine Before It's Time
There is nothing the staff at TMZ loves more during our lunch breaks then cruising down to the lunch room and emptying a few boxes of wine before heading back to the office. If only we could combine our love of wine with the army of computers we have filling our cubicles.
Now the fine folks over at Provina have answered TMZ's prayers with the WinePod. A three foot tall, state-of-the-art personal winemaker that makes 75 liters or roughly 48-60 bottles of wine per batch. The WinePod does this while connected wirelessly to your MAC or PC computer via the supplied "Wine Coach" software. The gizmo's software allows you to communicate with several professional winemakers to make your home brew the best it can be.
Provina even supplies the grapes for your home (or in our case office) winery. They select the finest grapes and ship them directly to you.
So when the TMZ posts are a little off you'll know someone has busted out the WinePod. Be sure to keep a look out for TMZ brand cabernet in your local liquor store.