World's Population Surges...at Hollywood Reporter
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It's always amusing when a newspaper headline is so egregiously misleading, you almost spit out your morning java.
Such is the case with this morning's headline at The Hollywood Reporter: "World Cup viewers may top 30 billion," in a story about World Cup soccer viewership.
That's an astonishing figure -- all the more so, since the world's population is only 6.5 billion.
I mean, I like soccer as much as the next suburban kid sucking on an orange slice, but it's time to fix that headline, guys. Or at least contextualize it. By that measure, I've had more tha 3,000 lovers -- assuming you count every single heavy petting session since I was 13 as a unique "girlfriend."
Puh-leeze.