Gabrielle Union Says Dwyane Wade Has a 'Stellar' Penis

He's rich, famous, talented ... and now, Dwyane Wade apparently has a "stellar" penis to boot.

Gabrielle Union tweeted about her love for UCLA (she graduated from there) and how impressed she is with Lonzo Ball ... when a troll decided to take a shot.

"U want his d*ck too?"

Union fired back ... "Ummm... no. My current penis situation is stellar."

Dwyane made sure to point out the comment on his timeline.

Congrats, D-Wade. You win.