Raiders Players Promised 50% Off Dennis Hoff's Love Ranch
Nevada Brothel To Oakland Raiders Move To Vegas And Bang For 1/2 Price!!!
We're sure the NFL will love this ... a notorious Nevada brothel is making an indecent proposal to the Oakland Raiders ... promising half off all horizontal activities FOREVER ... if the team moves to Vegas.
The offer comes from Dennis Hof ... owner of Nevada's infamous Love Ranch ... who says he's so stoked about the potential Raiders move to Vegas he wants to seal the deal ... by throwing in some ass.
"All Raiders players and staff will receive 50% sex parties at the Love Ranch Vegas."
It's called the "Home Team Advantage Sex Package" and you read right, video coordinators and equipment dudes ... it's for ALL STAFF, so you're good to go too!!!
If you think it's all about debauchery Hof says it isn't ... saying that having a place the players can go and get their swerve on discretely might avoid some Warren Sapp/Greg Anthony situations.
"Our player relations group will help keep their trysts legal and secret."
BTW -- the Love Ranch boasts over 30 working girls, so there's a large field to play ... whether there's grass or not.