Steve Wozniak Meets DMX -- The Most Awkward Intro EVER!

This is hilaaarious!!!!!

TMZ cameras were rolling when Steve Wozniak (Apple co-founder) met DMX (rapper/habitual arrestee) for the very first time last night ... and it was so awkward!!!!

It all went down at LAX -- after the two celebs got off the same plane ... and the following things occurred:

-- awkward, confusing handshake
-- DMX gets Steve to agree to participate in an actual robbery
-- awkward goodbye fist pound.