Charlie Sheen on Firing -- 'This Is Good News'
TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie Sheen on his firing from "Two and a Half Men" today:
"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."
