LiLo's Uncle -- 9/11 Cheat
As if the Lohan family needed more dramz.
Lindsay Lohan's uncle Paul Sullivan, Dina's brother, is going to the big house for a year for defrauding the government out of over $600K. Sullivan had claimed, falsely, his company had suffered losses because of the attacks of 9/11, and got a Small Business Administration loan as a result.
The judge didn't throw the book at Sullivan -- he could have gotten 27 months.