Hulk: God Punished Nick's Victim

We've obtained tapes of phone conversations between Hulk Hogan and son Nick, as well as conversations between other family members, and it leaves no doubt why this family is so screwed up.

You hear Hulk say the man Nick almost killed in a car accident got payback from God for being a bad guy. You hear Nick's mom, Linda, call the victim's mother "nasty" and for bad measure Linda also says she's the one who's really suffering. And you hear Nick's grandma make jokes about "hot dogs" in jail.

Reality really sucks.

Little in the middle ... but they got much back! Sir Mix-a-Lot and the 90's would have a field day with all the junk in these trunks.

When is a natural disaster a good thing? When the afflicted country commits human rights violations -- at least according to Sharon Stone.

Stone gave an interview while on the red carpet at Cannes this weekend in which -- after recounting all of China's atrocities -- she wondered, "All these earthquake and stuff happened and I thought, 'Is that karma?' When you are not nice that bad things happen to you." My name is Sharon!

Sharon went on to say she has come around and no longer thinks the death of over 60,000 people is cosmic payback. "Basic Instinct 2" is a whole other story.

In the '90s, Grant Show became famous playing the resident hunk on apartment complex melodrama "Melrose Place." Guess what he looks like now!

A shirtless Clint Eastwood, who turns 78 on Saturday, walked upright and revealed his secret second face in Cannes this weekend -- Jabba the gut.

Clint's 42-year-old wife Dina proves smokin' hot women don't just marry mismatched out of shape men on sitcoms!

Ray Romano jokingly outed his alcohol-swilling wife outside Nobu the other night -- and said his 15-year-old son got in on the action.

And while Ray claims to have a Prius at home, schlepping the boozy fam around in a Lincoln Navigator kind of defeats the purpose, right? At least the wifey wasn't driving.

Kim Kardashian charges at least $25,000 for public appearances -- but when all you get is her taking pictures of herself, the Macarena and and a guest list starting and ending with Michael Lohan, is it really worth it?

The fact that eating soft-serve ice cream is potentially harmful to pregnant women is news to Tori Spelling -- which is weird considering she served it up to expectant mothers last week.