Kim K's ASStronomical Fees

Want Kim Kardashian to show up at your local chickenfest? If you've got $25,000 to spare (plus a little extra for a 5-star hotel, first class plane ticket and limo driver), you're in luck!

Reggie Bush's girlfriend demands all of the above for her "services" -- which include showing up -- and not much else. For an extra 10k, they'll even throw in the sister of your choice. Go for Khloe -- trust us.