Ann Coulter -- Where's My Fatwa?!

Conservative flamethrower Ann Coulter is beggin' for it -- a fatwa, that is.

The blonde bombdropper is whining that she can't get a death sentence hung over her head, like author Salman Rushdie did by offending Ayatollah Khomeini with his book, "The Satanic Verses."

"I want a fatwa," Annie tells British Esquire. "I used to see Salman Rushdie in the Sky Bar in L.A. He wasn't in hiding; he became world-renowned for his fatwa. So why can't I get a fatwa? Don't they read my stuff?"

Probably not, but luckily for Coulter, wackjob Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad is tooling around the East Coast, in case she hadn't heard. Or, perhaps Ann could just go to Iran and make herself available!