Ding. Lizzie Grubman Is Done -- Well Done!

Do you prefer your A-list publicists char-broiled, fried or extra-crispy? The terror alert has been raised to orange!

Platinum-blond uber-flack Lizzie Grubman arrived to a Dave Matthews show in the Hamptons on Saturday -- looking like the lead in a Donatella Versace biopic! Tanorexia Nervosa!

Unless Lizzie's goal is to look like a leather handbag, the 36-year-old tanorexic PR princess may want to stop vacationing on the sun.