Michael Stipe Goes Zoolander

Move over Kate Moss, there's a new emaciated supermodel taking over the fashion world -- Michael Stipe?!

With every other celeb and model booked, fashion designer Marc Jacobs has chosen the bald, rail thin REM frontman for his fall ad campaign. It's the end of the world as we know it!

Jacobs knows that nothing sells clothes like the sight of a shirtless, bird-shouldered 47-year-old man in neon blue pants! Nurse!