Britney Spears: Beverly Hillbilly Cheerleader!

Pop star Britney Spears sported a Posh Spice bob wig that appears to have accidentally gone through the washing machine, and held it on with an Elly May Clampett hat to create this Dallas high school cheerleader meets Malibu refugee look.

Wearing a boobalicious red sateen jumper complemented by Target tube socks, super fly kicks, a gold lame purse, and a pair of sunglasses last seen on Angie Dickinson in an episode of "Police Woman," the ex Mrs. Federline hit Beverly Hills for a little shopping and a cup of coffee.

Just doin' a little red riding around the hood, y'all!